So I posted like a week or so ago about how I’m a huge sci-fi nerd, but I am just now watching Star Trek Enterprise, and how I kinda liked it.
Wrong. Dead wrong.
Why you say? Because Enterprise has officially destroyed all time paradox logic AND my favorite characters of all time: THE BORG!
Yes the borg! This is how much I love the borg, and how nerdy I am. We went to Vegas and decided to go through the Star Trek Experience, lucky thing since it closed and we had no idea. We went through the 4-D Voyager walk through and ride thing. Borg came out. Attraction Starfleet person says run from the borg and into the theater. I’m like 21 or 22 and had not drank anything yet. I ran up to the borg, hugged them, and ran back inside the theater to Steven shaking his head and laughing at me. I love the borg. They’re kick ass! And I’d never have to decide what’s for dinner again if I was assimilated. WIN WIN!
24th century borg are sent back to the 21st century, with all of their antiquated technology, and are defeated?! The doctor on Enterprise can defeat nanoprobe technology buy Robert Picardo CAN’T? I don’t effing think so. The borg would have kicked Archer’s ass! They had wicked crazy shields and adaptation technology. Plus advanced weaponry and knowledge of warp drive from the future. I’ll give them finding borg, though have no idea how they ended up in Antartica, but there’s no way they would now have kicked a bunch of ass AND Phlox would NEVER have been able to stop nanoprobes.
Enterprise – you lose.